The second event of the Freo Phantoms 2017 social calendar is just around the corner.
This year the club is asking players, partners, supporters and sponsors to bring out your true selves.
On Friday the 14th July there will be no need to pretend you're the highly educated white collar worker sipping high cost chai lattes made from organically grown beens, driving your environmentally friendly hybrid vehicle around the high end of Fremantle.
No, on Friday the 14th you can be your true self. A bogan.
For the first time at Gil Fraser, the Phantoms host Bogan Bingo.
It will be a good old fashioned bogan bonaza from 6pm. No need to dress up, just end the pretense, and kit up in your favourite uggies, trackie dacks, flanno shirt and leave the hair product in the bottle.
Tix are just $20 a head with the club encouraging bogan collective tables of 10.
See club money man Timmy Tmac McNamara for bookings or give the banker a call.